fuckyeahsexeducation:

chameleonlady:

In health class today, we got a “what should you say back to somebody who tries pressures you into sex” worksheet. This is what I wrote. And below, what it says, in case you’re having trouble with the picture or reading my handwriting."Come on, just this once." - I’d rather have pizza and watch a movie. "What could it hurt?" - You, if you keep pestering me. "Everybody’s doing it." - Too bad I’m not everybody."If you loved me, you’d let me." - If you loved me, you’d buy me Supernatural on Blu-Ray. Hand ‘em over. "I promise we’ll use a condom every time." - *stares blankly until partner gets uncomfortable and leaves*"No one has to know." - No one has to know if I murder you."What are you afraid of?" - Spiders, needles, wasps, clowns, heights, murderers…"Don’t you love me enough to have sex with me?" - No."You’re just chicken." - *starts twitching wildly, making chicken noises, and flaps arms like wings*"Don’t you want to know what it’s like?" - Not with you."Everyone knows you’ve done it before." - I’d think I’d remember something like that."Maybe you just don’t like boys." - Yes, I’m a lesbian."Put out or get out." - Okay, bye. "I’m clean, I promise." - Maybe you should take a bath, then, just to be sure.

I love the response “not with you”
No one who tries to pressure you is worth your time.

fuckyeahsexeducation:

chameleonlady:

In health class today, we got a “what should you say back to somebody who tries pressures you into sex” worksheet. This is what I wrote. And below, what it says, in case you’re having trouble with the picture or reading my handwriting.
"Come on, just this once." - I’d rather have pizza and watch a movie.
"What could it hurt?" - You, if you keep pestering me.
"Everybody’s doing it." - Too bad I’m not everybody.
"If you loved me, you’d let me." - If you loved me, you’d buy me Supernatural on Blu-Ray. Hand ‘em over.
"I promise we’ll use a condom every time." - *stares blankly until partner gets uncomfortable and leaves*
"No one has to know." - No one has to know if I murder you.
"What are you afraid of?" - Spiders, needles, wasps, clowns, heights, murderers…
"Don’t you love me enough to have sex with me?" - No.
"You’re just chicken." - *starts twitching wildly, making chicken noises, and flaps arms like wings*
"Don’t you want to know what it’s like?" - Not with you.
"Everyone knows you’ve done it before." - I’d think I’d remember something like that.
"Maybe you just don’t like boys." - Yes, I’m a lesbian.
"Put out or get out." - Okay, bye.
"I’m clean, I promise." - Maybe you should take a bath, then, just to be sure.

I love the response “not with you”

No one who tries to pressure you is worth your time.

(via onetime-around)

"

As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?

I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.

But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened? Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?

"
-

Aman Ali

I am going to reblog this quote every year. 

(via lavenderlavia)

(Source: CNN, via onetime-around)

People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing

Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself

--

Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party

Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea

Romeo: *kisses her anyway*

Juliet: That was dumb of you

--

Romeo: We should get married right now

Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?

Romeo: Like tomorrow?

Juliet: Sure, fine.

--

Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.

Romeo: Right.

Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.

--

Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.

Romeo: *immediately kills himself*

Juliet: For fucks sake.

yainterrobang:

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